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[Dirk]

Viel Spaß beim lesen !

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.


This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air Zimbabwe.


We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.


This is flight 126 to Harare.


Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in
Zimbabwe.


If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!


Air Zimbabwe has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
us!


It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 30% of
our passengers have reached their destination.


If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!


To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary Stella tea and Rambawaraira biscuits!


For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is a God!


We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to British Airways, where
their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.


There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us
to slow down!


In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,
do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
through the landmark!


Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ...
and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
your suitcase."


ENJOY AIR ZIMBABWE!







Beim nächsten Urlaub unbedingt buchen !